In celebration of the full moon, here is The Celestial Oracle ring.
Ethereal hands surround a beautifully crafted handmade glass full moon sphere. Limited edition.www.omniaoddities.com
so I think my tongue is migrating? Well, the piercing in general. It was pierced at an angle, so it’s kinda hard to tell. It hurt like hell a few days ago, then has been off and on. I put the one I was pierced with back in, but it’s a gauge bigger than what I’ve been wearing so it’s a little tight in the sore spot. Just the underside is sore?
Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal
Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.
It’s 3am and I’m laughing at a chubby raccoon jumping.
We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
to big to use….?
You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
should i reblog for the caption or the tags
jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter
a sharp, knife-like letter opener
a heavy metal whatever this thing is
a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash
and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?
is a fucking blanket
creativity, thy middle name is tiberius
"…the fuck are you doing, boss?"
What does Jim Moriarty look like to ordinary people?
what if cap met supes
meanwhile, somewhere else:
batman: you can not imagine the tragedy which has shaped me
bucky: OH YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME
I have never cried so loudly in my entire life then in that moment. The moment I realized I wouldn’t be at Border’s at midnight for the most momentous book release in the history of my lifetime.