schnoggle schnorff(f?)
jinggie:

Mini John

jinggie:

Mini John

omniastudios:

In celebration of the full moon, here is The Celestial Oracle ring.

Ethereal hands surround a beautifully crafted handmade glass full moon sphere. Limited edition.

www.omniaoddities.com

so I think my tongue is migrating? Well, the piercing in general. It was pierced at an angle, so it’s kinda hard to tell. It hurt like hell a few days ago, then has been off and on. I put the one I was pierced with back in, but it’s a gauge bigger than what I’ve been wearing so it’s a little tight in the sore spot. Just the underside is sore? 

konoto:

peanutbutterjotunheim:

sinningbravely:

Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.

It’s 3am and I’m laughing at a chubby raccoon jumping.

clracomalfoy:

DRACO MALFOY WEEK: Favorite Relationship [2/2]

Draco/His Parents 

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

spicyshimmy:

jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter

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a sharp, knife-like letter opener

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a heavy metal whatever this thing is

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a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash

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and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?

is a fucking blanket

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creativity, thy middle name is tiberius

hippano:

"Pplbftltpftpblft"
"…the fuck are you doing, boss?"
What does Jim Moriarty look like to ordinary people?

hippano:

"Pplbftltpftpblft"

"…the fuck are you doing, boss?"

What does Jim Moriarty look like to ordinary people?

mechinaries:


what if cap met supes

meanwhile, somewhere else:
batman: you can not imagine the tragedy which has shaped me
bucky: OH YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME

mechinaries:

what if cap met supes

meanwhile, somewhere else:

batman: you can not imagine the tragedy which has shaped me

bucky: OH YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME

me: *gets out of day old pajamas*
me: *takes a shower*
me: *gets into clean pajamas*
me: summertime